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Thursday, August 25, 2005Annoying things from the Parking GarageThese are some of the many things that bother me about the others who use the parking garage at my office. Why do you care? You don't, so why are you reading this?!? 1)That lady in the new BMW who thinks she is still in high school and drives through the garage with loud hip-hop music reverberating from her windows. Come on lady, you are atleast in your 30's and no one else in the garage wants to hear your music as you drive by or as you sit in your car with the door open to finish the song. 2)The drivers of large SUV's like the Expeditions and Excursions who think just because their car touches the inside line on both sides that its ok to park in a compact car spot. (even worse are the ones who don't care that they are over the lines) 3)That lady whose window doesn't roll down, and she has to open the door to her car to badge out of the garage, and it always creates a line like 10 cars long behind her, because she can never find her badge! 4) The people who line up at only one entrance gate into the garage, thus creating a long line that causes traffic out in the street. There are two entrances people, lets use them both. 5)The people with nice cars who deliberatley take up two spots. Are you trying to avoid getting your door dinged? Too bad it was just keyed, Asshat! Sorry for the personal grievances, but I had to vent somewhere. There is one person I do like in the garage, she is the lady that has her badge on a stick. She is always easily in and out of the garage, and its always so cute to see the window open just a bit, and a stick with a badge on it being thrust out! "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' " -Tommy Cooper  
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